(Source: niknak79, via legit-humor)

d-e-f-1-n-1-t-y:

He is choosing a tumblr girlfriend out of his next 50 followers. He wants to treat her right and make her famous.

Maximum trolling:

  1. Get a bunch of people together in a cirlce and have them start yelling “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.”
  2. Then have two people in the middle thumb wrestling.

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via bubblierthanyou)

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via bubblierthanyou)

I think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

(Source: meme4u, via chaystar)

Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
bestyoueverhaddd:

Lmao word.